Restaurant Review: “Goodwyf Davidda’s Hearth” Goodwyf Davidda’s Hearth opened a new venue in the heart of downtown this week, and I could not wait...
Press release – US/UK/France/Brazil/Japan alliance Presented verbatim as released by the Office of the Secretary of Defense – From The Desk of the Patriotic...
US President Buttes undergoes rebirth into sobriety Earlier today, President Noah Buttes announced that he has forsaken drugs and alcohol, and that his administration has entered...
Bald Apes Discovered in Venezeula Could this be the missing link between homo sapiens and apes? Some scientists are predicting it to be so....
Press Release – Spring of Life Charity to Begin Work Presented verbatim as released by the charity — Pictured is our newly established hospital in Machakos, Kenya. We announce the...
White House to Appoint New National Science Advisor FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 11 SEPTEMBER 2020 The White House Office of the Press Secretary Washington, DC United States of...
On Brazil Here’s the thing. I’m not a politician. I’m not in charge of anyone, and this is a good thing....
Patriotic Bear Wrestling Fight Master General Eagle Commander Recruited by Patriotic Freedom President In the latest of a sorry display of abject self-abuse, the Patriotic Freedom President of Freedom Eagle Country –...
Mysterious materel materializes in Middle East, marked with Masumi’s ‘Mum… Maybe SAUDI ARABIA – A strange vehicle, apparently military in nature, appeared in Saudi Arabia today, bearing markings of what...
LIVEBLOG: United Nations meeting T:00 Members file in T:04 Media is alerted that they are permitted to enter the chambers T:05 UN Secretary...