Press release – US to declassify and distribute 80 years of xeno info Presented verbatim as released by the Office of the White House Press Secretary – FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 1 JULY...
More details arise of alien menace More details have arisen of the global extraterrestrial crisis. I spoke with an anonymous source recently, and learned the...
Leaked emails reveal extraterrestrial threat, ape research director A series of emails, displayed at the end of this article with names removed to protect my sources, was...
BREAKING – USAF bomber downed in Alaska in war game gone bad ANCHORAGE, ALASKA – Yesterday, a Boeing B52-H Stratofortress bomber went down forty miles south of Chuathbaluk, Alaska, in what was...
BREAKING – US involved in military action in Turkey ANKARA, TURKEY – Military vehicles, including aircraft and ground vehicles, were spotted taking part in some sort of raid...
Press release – India / Pakistan border war Presented verbatim as released by the UN Security Council – Tensions between India and Pakistan have been growing over...
Press release – US/UK/France/Brazil/Japan alliance Presented verbatim as released by the Office of the Secretary of Defense – From The Desk of the Patriotic...
US President Buttes undergoes rebirth into sobriety Earlier today, President Noah Buttes announced that he has forsaken drugs and alcohol, and that his administration has entered...
On Brazil Here’s the thing. I’m not a politician. I’m not in charge of anyone, and this is a good thing....
Patriotic Bear Wrestling Fight Master General Eagle Commander Recruited by Patriotic Freedom President In the latest of a sorry display of abject self-abuse, the Patriotic Freedom President of Freedom Eagle Country –...